Clocking in at one pound is my new little chump Ophelia 💙

Clocking in at one pound is my new little chump Ophelia 💙

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indiedrone:

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

indiedrone:

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

(via creamteasandjammydodgers)

nevver:

All their lies are true

nevver:

All their lies are true

(via sonpaul)

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blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

(via we-arethecrystalgems)

brbjellyfishing:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

I just found this on stumbleupon with no context and no website. Just the image url.

Who is she

brbjellyfishing:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

I just found this on stumbleupon with no context and no website. Just the image url.

Who is she

(via self-assembled-man)

yung-finesser:

Cynthia been get money

yung-finesser:

Cynthia been get money

(via kingsleyyy)

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openyoureyesandlooknorthh:

connections are everything

openyoureyesandlooknorthh:

connections are everything

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purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

(via bootlesscries)

Remember that one time in an episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody when Bob said…

lizthefangirl:

nadinelovesdinosaurs:

image

image

and you may or may not have realized that those were…

image

they don’t make em like this anymore

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MEDICAL SELFIE. GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT, DOC - HOW MANY SELFIES I GOT LEFT? (via Ezra’s Instagram)

MEDICAL SELFIE. GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT, DOC - HOW MANY SELFIES I GOT LEFT? (via Ezra’s Instagram)

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allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

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larrydavidofficial:

my entire life

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